{"id":260,"date":"2007-10-30T20:37:33","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T04:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/?p=260"},"modified":"2012-09-26T12:51:06","modified_gmt":"2012-09-26T20:51:06","slug":"gross-squishy-eyeball-doorbell-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/item\/gross-squishy-eyeball-doorbell-button","title":{"rendered":"Gross Squishy Eyeball Doorbell Button"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Your doorbell works hard day in and day out letting you know when somebody wants you to come to the door, but it probably doesn&#8217;t see as much action all year long as it does on Halloween night. Just in time for the scariest night of the year I&#8217;m going to show you how to transform your boring old doorbell button into a creepy disgusting eyeball that must be poked and squished by unsuspecting victims if they have any hope of summoning you to give them candy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-261\" title=\"Ring the doorbell if you dare!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/ring-if-you-dare.jpg\" alt=\"Ring the doorbell if you dare!\" width=\"500\" height=\"423\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fairly simple build and you don&#8217;t need that many tools. It will work with pretty much any eyeball you can find (as long as it is squishy). I&#8217;m not going to spend a bunch of time making the bezel super detailed and fancy because the extra detail would be lost in my shadowy entryway (that&#8217;s code for &#8220;I&#8217;m lazy&#8221;). Feel free to get as fancy as you like with yours.<\/p>\n<p><strong>What You Need<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>disgusting gooey squishy eyeball<\/li>\n<li>a doorbell button (or some other momentary pushbutton)<\/li>\n<li>a piece of plywood (5\/8&#8243; thick or thereabouts)<\/li>\n<li>some Super Glue<\/li>\n<li>some screws<\/li>\n<li>a dril and drill bits<\/li>\n<li>a jigsaw<\/li>\n<li>a piece of paper<\/li>\n<li>a pen<\/li>\n<li>a pair of scissors<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A note about the eyballs; the ones I found are the consistency of those Wacky Wall Crawler things and they feel absolutely disgusting. They came from a place called Halloween Express. Here&#8217;s what the package looked like:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-262\" title=\"Sticky Icky Eyes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/sticky-icky-eyes.jpg\" alt=\"Sticky Icky Eyes\" width=\"500\" height=\"628\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 9\/2012:<\/strong> It appears Halloween Express no longer carries these.\u00a0 I poked around on Amazon and found a few that might work, but you may have to adjust the design a bit to accommodate different size eyeballs.\u00a0 Note, I haven&#8217;t personally tried any of these, so I can&#8217;t confirm their squishiness:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"10\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0071CBBU8\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0071CBBU8&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\" target=\"_blank\">Jumbo Sticky Eyeball<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0071CBBU8\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0071CBBU8&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-868\" title=\"Jumbo Sticky Eyeball\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Jumbo Sticky Eyeball\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-1-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-1-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-1.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0090O0908\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0090O0908&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\" target=\"_blank\">Icky Sticky Eyeballs<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0090O0908\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0090O0908&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-869\" title=\"Icky Sticky Eyeballs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Icky Sticky Eyeballs\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-2-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-2-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-2-500x500.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-2.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000X61SYI\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000X61SYI&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\" target=\"_blank\">Sticky Eyeballs<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000X61SYI\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B000X61SYI&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-870\" title=\"Sticky Eyeballs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-3-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Sticky Eyeballs\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-3-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-3-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-3.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B009EFF27S\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B009EFF27S&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\" target=\"_blank\">Glow in the Dark Sticky Eyes<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B009EFF27S\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B009EFF27S&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-871\" title=\"Glow in the Dark Sticky Eyes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-4-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Glow in the Dark Sticky Eyes\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0046EAX30\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0046EAX30&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\" target=\"_blank\">Neon Sticky Eyeballs<\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B0046EAX30\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0046EAX30&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;tag=modd3d-20\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-872\" title=\"Neon Sticky Eyeballs\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-5-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Neon Sticky Eyeballs\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-5-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-5-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/gross-squishy-sticky-eyeballs-5.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Construction<\/strong><br \/>\nTake your piece of paper and fold it into quarters. Use the pen to draw 1\/4 of the shape you want your doorbell bezel to end up being. Make sure the center of your design is on the same corner of the paper as the center of the folds.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-263\" title=\"Draw A Fancy Template\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/draw-template.jpg\" alt=\"Draw A Fancy Template\" width=\"500\" height=\"627\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cut out your design.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-264\" title=\"Cut out your template\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-out-1.jpg\" alt=\"Cut out your template\" width=\"500\" height=\"335\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-266\" title=\"Keep cutting\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-out-2.jpg\" alt=\"Keep cutting\" width=\"500\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-out-2.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-out-2-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Unfold it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-267\" title=\"Unfold fancy new template\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/unfold-template.jpg\" alt=\"Unfold fancy new template\" width=\"500\" height=\"653\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You now have a perfectly symmetrical template for your doorbell bezel. Place the template onto the piece of plywood and trace around it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-268\" title=\"Trace onto plywood\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/trace-1.jpg\" alt=\"Trace onto plywood\" width=\"500\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-269\" title=\"Keep tracing\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/trace-2.jpg\" alt=\"Keep tracing\" width=\"500\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cut bezel out with a jigsaw.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-270\" title=\"Cut out bezel\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-1.jpg\" alt=\"Cut out bezel\" width=\"500\" height=\"336\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-271\" title=\"Cut cut cut cut\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/cut-21.jpg\" alt=\"Cut cut cut cut\" width=\"500\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sand all the rough edges off.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-272\" title=\"Sand away the roughness\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/sand.jpg\" alt=\"Sand away the roughness\" width=\"500\" height=\"305\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Paint the template.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-273\" title=\"Picasso would have been proud!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/paint.jpg\" alt=\"Picasso would have been proud!\" width=\"500\" height=\"478\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now here is where things start to get a bit tricky. Get a spade bit or hole saw that is about the diameter of your eyeball. I&#8217;m using a hole saw because I don&#8217;t have any spade bits that big. We only want to drill 3\/4 of the way through your plywood, so put a piece of tape on the bit to use as a depth gauge.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-274\" title=\"Make depth gauge out of tape\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/tape-depth-gauge.jpg\" alt=\"Make depth gauge out of tape\" width=\"500\" height=\"445\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Start drilling a hole in the center of your bezel (you can use the fold lines on your paper template if you need an easy way to find the center). Stop when you reach your tape.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-275\" title=\"Drill eyeball-sized hole\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/drill-first-hole.jpg\" alt=\"Drill eyeball-sized hole\" width=\"500\" height=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pull the bit out. If you used a hole saw the middle stuff may or may not be stuck in the middle of the bit. If not, use a screwdriver, or chisel to remove it, or drill it out with a smaller spade bit. Remember, this hole is only supposed to go 3\/4 of the way through the wood.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-276\" title=\"Clear out hole\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/clear-first-hole.jpg\" alt=\"Clear out hole\" width=\"500\" height=\"335\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Drill a smaller hole through the remaining 1\/4 of your plywood of the size required to mount your button. I decided to use some fancy panel mount button I found at a surplus place instead of a doorbell button since it takes much less force to activate it and I didn&#8217;t want people having to mangle my eyeball to get it to ring. The downside of using this button is that it needs a square hole. I hate square holes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-277\" title=\"Square holes suck!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/button-hole.jpg\" alt=\"Square holes suck!\" width=\"500\" height=\"407\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Install the button.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-278\" title=\"Install the button\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/install-button.jpg\" alt=\"Install the button\" width=\"500\" height=\"475\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Squirt a ring of Super Glue around the wall of the eyeball hole (eye socket?). Be VERY CAREFUL not to use so much that you glue your button together into a worthless lump of plastic. It can happen. Trust me on this.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-279\" title=\"A little dab will do ya!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/super-glue.jpg\" alt=\"A little dab will do ya!\" width=\"500\" height=\"392\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Place the eyeball into the hole.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-280\" title=\"Put eye in its socket\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/install-eyeball.jpg\" alt=\"Put eye in its socket\" width=\"500\" height=\"469\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You may want to squish it a bit for a few minutes so that it presses up against the edges of the hole and makes better contact with the glue.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-282\" title=\"Eeeew, squishy!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/squish-eyeball.jpg\" alt=\"Eeeew, squishy!\" width=\"500\" height=\"431\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s starting to look gross already! Excellent&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>By now you&#8217;re probably wondering what happened to one edge of my doorbell bezel. It used to be highly artistic and fancy, but now it&#8217;s been cut flat. Measure twice. Enough said.<\/p>\n<p>Let the glue dry for a few hours. When it&#8217;s done, try pressing the button through the eyeball to make sure that it still depresses freely and didn&#8217;t get glued together.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Installation<\/strong><br \/>\nRemove your old doorbell button and unhook the wires. Connect the wires to your new and improved button.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-283\" title=\"Connect wires to button\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/wire-up-button.jpg\" alt=\"Connect wires to button\" width=\"500\" height=\"435\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Stuff the extra wire into the hole and mount the bezel with a couple screws. The part of the button that is protruding from the back of the bezel should fit nicely into your existing button hole. If there isn&#8217;t one now would be a good time to make one. Every house needs a button hole.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-284\" title=\"The finished product\" src=\"http:\/\/www.modd3d.com\/articles\/wp-content\/uploads\/installed.jpg\" alt=\"The finished product\" width=\"500\" height=\"362\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Stand back and admire your work. Looks pretty gross, huh? Now try pressing it. Poke it. Squish it. You&#8217;ll hardly notice the sound of the doorbell ringing somewhere in your house because you&#8217;ll be so pleasently disgusted by what you just did. By now your kids, parents, friends or whoever else lives in your house will have opened the door to see what idiot keeps ringing the doorbell. Have them test out your creation. Probably about half of them won&#8217;t even want to touch it.<\/p>\n<p>You are now ready for the onslaught of trick-or-treaters!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Future Ideas<\/strong><br \/>\nHere are some things I may try next year. I thought I&#8217;d include them in case you wanted to try them this year:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Make it light up<\/li>\n<li>Recess more so it&#8217;s less likely to get ripped off<\/li>\n<li>Replace doorbell sound with a scream or something scary<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your doorbell works hard day in and day out letting you know when somebody wants you to come to the door, but it probably doesn&#8217;t see as much action all year long as it does on Halloween night. 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